Catvanarm is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil crane.

Catvanarm created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catvanarm, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Catvanarm, he will turn you into a mouse.

Catvanarm's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Catvanarm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Catvanarm in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away from turquoise swans, for they are unholy.