Tarvegxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, clever dugong.

Tarvegxuc created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tarvegxuc, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tarvegxuc, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tarvegxuc's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tarvegxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.