Legdapflap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented wyvern.

Legdapflap created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legdapflap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Legdapflap, she will be very sad.

Legdapflap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Legdapflap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Never chant near ducks.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.