Yakvegtin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, quiet mouse.

Yakvegtin created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakvegtin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yakvegtin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yakvegtin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yakvegtin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Hide if seven foxes approach from the west.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never write about moons.