Ruttwippad is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet
shrew.
Ruttwippad created a charm quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttwippad, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Ruttwippad, he will boil you in a big pot.
Ruttwippad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Ruttwippad's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your head orange.
2. Always look after injured dolphins.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never laugh in holy places.