Kar is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring cobra.

Kar created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Kar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kar, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kar's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Kar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide from violet hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Kar's name in vain.

5. Never laugh in holy places.