Homxinpid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-confident rhinoceros.

Homxinpid created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Homxinpid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Homxinpid, it will think nothing of it.

Homxinpid's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Homxinpid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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