Pinfadart is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable finch.

Pinfadart created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinfadart, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinfadart, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Pinfadart's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pinfadart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Never wear pink ear rings.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Never talk about dolphins.