Nulgutpod is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, stupid
sheep.
Nulgutpod created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nulgutpod, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Nulgutpod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Nulgutpod's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Nulgutpod's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Nulgutpod in the centre of the settlement.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Always obey Nulgutpod's priests.
4. Always help snails in need.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.