Siskemnadcud is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical fly.

Siskemnadcud created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Siskemnadcud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Siskemnadcud, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Siskemnadcud's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Siskemnadcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Retreat if three manatees approach from the north.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near snails while wearing mauve shirts.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Run away if eight capybaras approach from the east.
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