Renmigjat is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, unfair
penguin.
Renmigjat created the cosmos three million years ago.
If you believe in
Renmigjat, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Renmigjat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Renmigjat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Renmigjat's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if seven ants approach from the east.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never talk about galaxies.
5. Never talk about electromagnetism near cats while wearing orange shorts.