Vanfedlim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing mouse.

Vanfedlim created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanfedlim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vanfedlim, it will cry a lot.

Vanfedlim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vanfedlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Vanfedlim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about planets.