Lanfonfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic hyena.

Lanfonfarn created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanfonfarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lanfonfarn, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Lanfonfarn's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Lanfonfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four goats in a large pit.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Do not covet oxen.