Yattflanwot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, amazing crocodile.

Yattflanwot created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Yattflanwot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yattflanwot, it will turn you into a plant.

Yattflanwot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yattflanwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Yattflanwot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.