Binmifrat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unjust swan.

Binmifrat created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Binmifrat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Binmifrat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Binmifrat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Binmifrat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Binmifrat eight times a day.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.