Nathunlak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering cobra.

Nathunlak created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nathunlak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nathunlak, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nathunlak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nathunlak's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear cyan kilts.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nathunlak.