Bassadbast Kangedont is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, amazing otter.

Bassadbast Kangedont created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassadbast Kangedont, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bassadbast Kangedont, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bassadbast Kangedont's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bassadbast Kangedont's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Put Bassadbast Kangedont first in all things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.