Yattbednul is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying warg.

Yattbednul created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yattbednul, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yattbednul, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yattbednul's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yattbednul's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet green.

2. Yattbednul loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Yattbednul on top of all buildings.