Narlimflig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil chicken.

Narlimflig created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlimflig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narlimflig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Narlimflig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Narlimflig's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear skirts.