Yattvagsaw Fenxemranbit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective camel.

Yattvagsaw Fenxemranbit created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yattvagsaw Fenxemranbit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yattvagsaw Fenxemranbit, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yattvagsaw Fenxemranbit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yattvagsaw Fenxemranbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to birds while wearing black ear rings.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yattvagsaw Fenxemranbit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.