Cabarf is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omniscient skunk.

Cabarf created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabarf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cabarf, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cabarf's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cabarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing orange rings and balancing three lead spheres on your feet.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Run away if five capybaras approach from the north.