Hunfumrak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced rat.

Hunfumrak created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfumrak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hunfumrak, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hunfumrak's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hunfumrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red shoes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Put Hunfumrak first in all things.