Gedcipsog Nurldobyartlighudvonkmisman is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient lizard.

Gedcipsog Nurldobyartlighudvonkmisman created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedcipsog Nurldobyartlighudvonkmisman, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gedcipsog Nurldobyartlighudvonkmisman, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gedcipsog Nurldobyartlighudvonkmisman's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gedcipsog Nurldobyartlighudvonkmisman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never paint your head mauve.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.