Hogbellrowvilsiskon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, staggering hedgehog.

Hogbellrowvilsiskon created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogbellrowvilsiskon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hogbellrowvilsiskon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hogbellrowvilsiskon's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hogbellrowvilsiskon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about optics near shrews while wearing indigo shirts.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Hide from yellow voles for they are unholy.

5. Pray towards the south.