Quartafbot Budnuttip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish owl.

Quartafbot Budnuttip created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Quartafbot Budnuttip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quartafbot Budnuttip, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Quartafbot Budnuttip's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Quartafbot Budnuttip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Quartafbot Budnuttip in the centre of the settlement.