Popsafmid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome hyena.

Popsafmid created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popsafmid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popsafmid, it will turn you into a plant.

Popsafmid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Popsafmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must pray to Popsafmid nine times a day.

4. Never feed lots of onions to squirrels while wearing mauve jumpers.

5. Always help cats.