Fatyokven is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing weasel.

Fatyokven created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatyokven, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fatyokven, he will send you a sign.

Fatyokven's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fatyokven's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must love Fatyokven.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.