Hamjatgensandrawlak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy bee.

Hamjatgensandrawlak created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamjatgensandrawlak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hamjatgensandrawlak, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hamjatgensandrawlak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hamjatgensandrawlak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise capybaras for they are unholy.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Hamjatgensandrawlak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. You must pray to Hamjatgensandrawlak five times a day.