Likbanquill is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, contented gorilla.

Likbanquill created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Likbanquill, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Likbanquill, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Likbanquill's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Likbanquill's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Likbanquill.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Never mention hamsters.