Litpibkam is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, dishonourable
troll.
Litpibkam created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Litpibkam, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Litpibkam, she will strike you with lightening.
Litpibkam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Litpibkam's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Litpibkam's priests.
2. Do not shave your chest.
3. Never hurt eagles.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not make images of living things.