Ragcunlip is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, quiet
toad.
Ragcunlip created the cosmos four million years ago.
If you believe in
Ragcunlip, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Ragcunlip, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Ragcunlip's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Ragcunlip's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never think ill of sick shrews.
3. Put Ragcunlip first in all things.
4. Never hop near sharks.
5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.