Fashantonk is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous fox.

Fashantonk created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fashantonk, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fashantonk, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fashantonk's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fashantonk's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.