Sogfotvil is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, egotistical hare.

Sogfotvil created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogfotvil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sogfotvil, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sogfotvil's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sogfotvil's Holy Commandments

1. Sogfotvil must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.