Wancitwigsin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent horse.

Wancitwigsin created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wancitwigsin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wancitwigsin, she will not care at all.

Wancitwigsin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wancitwigsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to ducks while wearing turquoise skirts.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Wancitwigsin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never feed rice to voles while wearing tights.

5. Never talk about comets.