Somganmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, generous wasp.

Somganmeg created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somganmeg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Somganmeg, he will turn you into a duck.

Somganmeg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Somganmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Somganmeg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never run in the presence of manatees.

5. Do not chop down trees.