Pagmumwip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, vain faun.

Pagmumwip created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagmumwip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pagmumwip, it will turn you into a puffin.

Pagmumwip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pagmumwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.