Bestteenfeb is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, weak
jellyfish.
Bestteenfeb created silver two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bestteenfeb, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bestteenfeb, it will make you grow a tail.
Bestteenfeb's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Bestteenfeb's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Do not dye your hair gray.
4. Never feed lots of bananas to tortoises while wearing purple shirts.
5. Always pray immersed in water.