Begwapkip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful chinchilla.

Begwapkip created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begwapkip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Begwapkip, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Begwapkip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Begwapkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Begwapkip must be the most important thing in your life.