Cabtonkmut Flanvogtit Mobsandnat
is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering
unicorn
.
Cabtonkmut Flanvogtit Mobsandnat
created the Sun four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cabtonkmut Flanvogtit Mobsandnat
, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cabtonkmut Flanvogtit Mobsandnat
, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Cabtonkmut Flanvogtit Mobsandnat's
most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Cabtonkmut Flanvogtit Mobsandnat's Holy Commandments
1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabtonkmut Flanvogtit Mobsandnat.
2. Never think about solid mechanics.
3. Never talk about foxes.
4. Never feed tomatoes to cats while wearing blue tights.
5. Never think about comets.
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