Narstaflisthon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair wyrm.

Narstaflisthon created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Narstaflisthon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Narstaflisthon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Narstaflisthon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Narstaflisthon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.