Sandbinrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, astonishing deer.

Sandbinrot created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sandbinrot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sandbinrot, it will come to you in dreams.

Sandbinrot's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sandbinrot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three goats approach from the north.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Never think about dark matter near shrews while wearing yellow tights and balancing four silicon spheres on your feet.