Sasfodhit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, self-assured horse.

Sasfodhit created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Sasfodhit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sasfodhit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sasfodhit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sasfodhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to gulls while wearing corsets.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sasfodhit.