Bungovhat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, strong eagle.

Bungovhat created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bungovhat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bungovhat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bungovhat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bungovhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Erect four silver sculptures of Bungovhat on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.