Larpkadmob is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust guinea pig.

Larpkadmob created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larpkadmob, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larpkadmob, he will be very sad.

Larpkadmob's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Larpkadmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hide from yellow sharks for they are unholy.