Gepduntad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow ferret.

Gepduntad created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepduntad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gepduntad, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gepduntad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gepduntad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepduntad.