Dodfudhenflowsit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured rat.

Dodfudhenflowsit created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodfudhenflowsit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dodfudhenflowsit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dodfudhenflowsit's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dodfudhenflowsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Always wear green.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.