Rapkimboss is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, capable
jaguar.
Rapkimboss created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rapkimboss, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Rapkimboss, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Rapkimboss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Rapkimboss' Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not keep three dogs in a large pit.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Always look after injured sheep.