Godcatnart is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, calm dragon.

Godcatnart created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godcatnart, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Godcatnart, he will destroy your favourite star.

Godcatnart's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Godcatnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never wear tights.
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