Ominnulltincum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent wasp.

Ominnulltincum created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominnulltincum, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ominnulltincum, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ominnulltincum's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Ominnulltincum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always obey Ominnulltincum's priests.

3. Ominnulltincum loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominnulltincum.

5. Do not covet oxen.