Tamgabpogyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, staggering jaguar.

Tamgabpogyatt created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamgabpogyatt, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tamgabpogyatt, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tamgabpogyatt's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tamgabpogyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed lots of oranges to aardvarks while wearing magenta scarves.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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