Cumcudsas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish gorilla.

Cumcudsas created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumcudsas, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumcudsas, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cumcudsas' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cumcudsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cumcudsas.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Always take life seriously.