Larpkipapp is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish mongoose.

Larpkipapp created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpkipapp, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larpkipapp, he will jump up and down on your head.

Larpkipapp's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Larpkipapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Hide if eight eagles approach from the north.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.