Mancetgarbun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever mongoose.

Mancetgarbun created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mancetgarbun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mancetgarbun, it will come to you in dreams.

Mancetgarbun's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Mancetgarbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.